1. No Dog, No Date ™
2. If it ain’t easy being sleazy, do the right thing and don’t try to please me.
3. Can anyone explain what a feminist is?
4. Putting the ‘pat’ in patriarchy and patronising.
5. Sleepy and stubborn.
6. GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS. I SAID GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS.
7. Women don’t expire.
8. A d*** is for life, not just for Christmas.
9. “The American Dream doesn’t work, that’s why we export it”. Name that film.
10. Ideal first date; you demonstrate an ability to accurately predict the next successful cryptocurrency, suggest that instead of dinner we invest £10 each [and independently], and two weeks later collect £250,000 of our returns on our investments. And there’s no pressure to have a second date.